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Donald Trump Is Debating Moving To Moscow, Riyadh, or Pyongyang
This week’s Dada news headlines!
4 min readMay 10, 2023
- Donald Trump vows he’ll run for president from Moscow, Riyadh, or Pyongyang if the DOJ continues to indict him. He likes Moscow because Putin is there, Riyadh because the women can’t sue him for sexual harassment and assault, and North Korea because the women there are extra skinny and the lawyers will work for food.
- Donald Trump erroneously told Fox News that the double jeopardy rule means no other women he assaults can sue him anymore.
- A confused Eric Trump just asked his dad if E. Jean Carroll is his real mom.
- George Santos says he’s going to do what Donald Trump did to get out of legal trouble: run for president.
- Fox News is mad that the Biden Administration is reminding Americans to check the batteries in their fire alarms, and several hosts have said, “Don’t let the government tell you what to do.”
- Texas Republicans just legalized driving with a mounted AR-15 on the driver’s window for self-defense.
- A Florida judge has ruled that the Bible must be banned along with other books Ron DeSantis has banned because of how much murder, incest, rape, genocide, and violence is featured in the Old…
