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Donald Trump Is A Dumb Nepo Baby
And this week’s other Dada news headlines
4 min readJan 30, 2024
- In Nikki Haley’s sharpest attack against Donald Trump yet, she called Trump and all his kids “nepo babies whose only real talent in life is getting so far into debt it becomes other people’s problems.”
- Donald Trump is reportedly thinking about starting a public feud with Taylor Swift to get attention for his struggling presidential campaign after swing state polls consistently find Biden winning.
- Following Trump’s $83.3 million decision in the E. Jean Carroll defamation lawsuit, along with the expected bigger fine coming from Trump’s New York fraud trial, Mar-a-Lago has now reportedly switched to using single-ply toilet paper.
- Donald Trump is reportedly beginning to think his strategy of picking lawyers based on physical appearance was a mistake.
- Alina Habba is reportedly worried that Donald Trump is not going to pay her.
- A suspicious number of Republicans are apparently admitting they’re rapists by saying, “If Trump can be fined $83.3 million, I might be next.”
- A new poll finds that 73% of Nikki Haley voters worry Donald Trump will give Alaska back to Russia as a gift to Putin if he is reelected.
