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Donald Trump: “I’m So Close To Firing All My Loser Lawyers!”
This week’s Dada news headlines!
3 min readJul 6, 2023
- Donald Trump just announced he will not be paying any of his lawyers a single cent until they get back his Iran war plans.
- Donald Trump claims that if Biden pardons him he’ll never commit another crime again, not even bank fraud.
- Donald Trump is threatening the DOJ that he’ll direct all his supporters to boycott elections for the rest of their lives if his Bedminster golf club gets searched.
- Jack Smith just announced that the window for all of Donald Trump’s co-conspirators to turn state’s witness in exchange for more lenient sentencing has closed, and every co-conspirator who did not assist in the investigation should probably not make any vacation plans for the rest of the year.
- Donald Trump Jr. has offered to dispose of the cocaine found at the White House for free.
- Robert F. Kennedy Jr. says his administration will ban electronic bidets because he knows “dozens of people” who got colon cancer from them.
- Donald Trump says his former chief-of-staff, Mark Meadows, is a rat, but also that his administration never did anything wrong.
- Donald Trump is currently walking around…
