PRE-R.I.P.!

Donald Trump Has Already Written His Own Obituary, Here It Is

This is how Donald Trump wants us to remember him when he dies.

Here lies Donald J. Trump, a former president, a business genius, a real estate mogul, and father of one of the great beauties of all time, Ivanka Trump, who everyone talked about during his lifetime how he…

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Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Follow THP at twitter.com/HalfwayPost to read my Dada news.