PRE-R.I.P.!

Donald Trump Has Already Written His Own Obituary, Here It Is

This is how Donald Trump wants us to remember him when he dies.

(Official White House photo (modified) by Tia Dufour | Public Domain CC 1.0)

Here lies Donald J. Trump, a former president, a business genius, a real estate mogul, and father of one of the great beauties of all time, Ivanka Trump, who everyone talked about during his lifetime how he…