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Donald Trump Gave Himself A “High IQ” Trophy At Mar-a-Lago

Headlines from the week Donald Trump went broke, awarded himself a golf trophy, and started selling Bibles.

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• Donald Trump is now displaying his new trophy from his own golf course tournament next to his “Highest IQ” trophy he gave himself at a mental games tournament he hosted at Mar-a-Lago last year.
• Joe Biden just trolled Donald Trump at the end of his press conference this afternoon by awarding himself a golf trophy three times as big as the trophy Donald Trump awarded himself.
• Eric Trump has chained himself to Trump Tower and appears to erroneously believe the state of New York is going to tear it down.
• The Biden Administration just announced it will be awarding Donald Trump the Presidential Medal of Freedom for his “spectacular accomplishments in the sport of golf.”
• Donald Trump says it’s “crossing a red line” if Letitia James forces him to sell his private jet so he has to fly around with regular people.
• After directing his loyal super PACs to prop up RFK Jr. to take votes away from Biden, Donald Trump is now claiming RFK Jr. is “rigging the election” against him after finding out Kennedy is actually taking more votes away from him than Biden.