Crazy Letters I Got From Trump’s Biggest MAGA Fan

A MAGA fan from Arkansas regularly mails me letters full of editorial demands and threats.

Dash MacIntyre
5 min readJun 5, 2023

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A MAGA fan from Arkansas mailed me a letter full of editorial demands hoping I’d start to publish articles with the kind of content she wanted to see.

She also claimed that she had spoken with God, and that He demanded I immediately begin writing pro-Trump content. It was quite impressive that God shared the exact same beliefs as her.

She also demanded I retract several dozen claims I have made in my satirical articles, and she explained her demands in several pages’ worth of letters:

  • “You must quit your Deep State propagandizing, and admit QAnon is real! The Deep State is real! The government is filled with Deep State pedophiles, and they’re plowing little kids in their D.C. offices, and they’re drinking the kids’ blood in adrenochrome cocktail happy hour celebrations where they party and celebrate communism by aborting a bunch of babies underneath giant portraits of Vladimir Lenin, and, like Woke Mind Virus slaves, they say a prayer to Karl Marx and ask him for help turning America into a socialist dystopia. They’re going to install Barack Obama’s two daughters as co-dictators who will rule America with iron fists and unquenchable…

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Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.