Come Pick And Choose At The Christian Bible Cafeteria!
3 min readMay 8, 2024
Welcome to the Christian Cafeteria, where we assure you we have the widest ideological selection of Judeo-Christian beliefs in town!
We have all the staples served a la carte for you to pick and choose from, and catalogue your very own personal Christian theology! We operate on an all-you-can-believe basis, so you can keep coming back up until you’re totally full of your…