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“Blacks 4 Trump” Group Has 106 Members, And They’re All White
A local fan group for President Donald Trump called “Blacks 4 Trump” just finished their annual membership drive that increased their roster to 106 members, but, unfortunately, they still have yet to recruit a single Black member.
“I don’t understand it,” explained group founder David Daniels, 44, “we even wrote on the flyers we passed out for the last two months that our introductory party would have all the free fried chicken, watermelon, cornbread, and Kool-Aid they could eat and drink. I thought Black people loved those! We were trying to prove how welcoming we could be, and show how NOT RACIST we are.”
Mr. Daniels showed off the flyer he made, and the number of stereotypes it crammed into a single-sided sheet of paper was breathtaking.
“Now, of course, we know the Blacks don’t like to be called the N-word,” said Daniels, “so we made sure our flyer only referred to prospective members as ‘negroes’ and ‘coloreds.’ See? Conservatives can be politically correct like the Democrats! I swear I must have proofread the flyer a hundred times to be absolutely certain there were no racisms anywhere on it.”
At the top of the flyer was printed a question whether any interested African-Americans could bring their friends and family members to the introductory party…
