Biologists Just Named A New Monkey Species That Pee On Each Other After Donald Trump
2 min readMay 31, 2022
A new species of howler monkey just discovered deep in the Amazon river basin has been named after President Donald Trump.
The monkey, scientifically named Alouatta donaldea trumpis, is blonde-haired and spends most of its time in the Amazon canopy foraging for flowers, fruits, and nuts. The monkey has a complex social…
