Behind The Scenes, Trump Vs. DeSantis Is Getting Savage

The GOP civil war is starting to boil!

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With the primary season getting closer, the rivalry between Donald Trump and Ron DeSantis is heating up!

Here are the latest details of their efforts to sabotage each other:

• Donald Trump says Ron DeSantis is paying Palm Beach state troopers to blare their cop car sirens next to Mar-a-Lago dozens of times a day.
• Trump just gave DeSantis a lifetime ban from Mar-a-Lago.
• Trump says he’s going to reveal a “huge announcement” about DeSantis’s birth certificate “in two weeks.”
• Florida state troopers keep pulling over cars that Trump is riding in to check for unprescribed Adderall, and Trump believes DeSantis has directed them to do it.
• Trump told all his MAGA fans to boycott Florida elections so Democrats win majorities in the FL legislature and stop DeSantis from achieving any accomplishments as governor.
• Trump has directed Stephen Miller to live in the sewer outside the Florida governor’s mansion, and to go through DeSantis’s trash every night.
• The Trump campaign is offering $1 million to anyone who can find one of DeSantis’ old laptops.
• DeSantis is now selling…