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Barack Obama Is Hosting A New Documentary Investigating Donald Trump’s Orangutan Ancestry
According to Netflix insiders, President Barack Obama’s newest documentary television project will delve deep into the question of whether President Donald Trump’s birth certificate is accurate, or a hoax.
The show will film Obama as he travels to Borneo in order to investigate Donald Trump’s suspected orangutan ancestry, and interview any relatives or childhood friends that might be found.
“If you look at Donald Trump, it’s pretty obvious he’s not 100% white American,” explained John Rawlins, Netflix’s Director of Original Content. “The orange facial skin is a dead giveaway, as well as his apish gait, his lumbering posture, and his rudimentary language skills in both his often slurred speech and very limited vocabulary. These notable orangutan-esque coincidences certainly warrant further inspection, and, quite frankly, a lot of people are talking about this. A lot of Americans have questions, and we’re just asking questions, you know? I don’t want to personally comment definitively where I think Donald Trump was really born, but that’s what this birther documentary is going to be all about. It’s a journey to discover the truth.”
The show is expected to be released in the fall ahead of the 2022 midterm elections.
