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Are You Living Your Life Like It’s Your Greatest Work Of Art?

Three poems about life and art.

Dash MacIntyre
3 min readMar 11, 2024

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Photo by Daniel Apodaca on Unsplash

How Did You Two Meet?

This artist girl I met asked will you van gogh out with me?

so I told her don’t matisse me

cause there was a renoir going on in my head

mondrian to myself if I should ask you the same

so she gave me her number and made me promise not to dali

to not forget to kahlo her soon

and I told her honestly I’d definitely rembrandt

and invite you to a charming munch

and she said she knew a great greco place

with some real pissarro lighting and decor

close enough we could almost hopper there

and I said that idea filled me with klee

and she said don’t worry about splitting the monet

if you can rothko right now because I invited you

and I said no you’ll pay basquiat since the pleasure will be all mine

and she said I think you may be my next duchamp

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Dash MacIntyre
Dash MacIntyre

Written by Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.

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