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And Just Like That The GOP Is No Longer Talking About Hunter Biden
And more Dada news headlines from May, 2024!
3 min readMay 21, 2024
- Local Republican voters are reportedly beginning to wonder why the impeachment of Joe Biden and prosecution of Hunter Biden both fizzled out, and Republicans aren’t talking about them at all anymore.
- Donald Trump’s lawyers say it’s increasingly difficult to get him to court on time, “like getting a 6-year-old out of bed for school.”
- Donald Trump is reportedly interested in Kristi Noem’s Obamacare replacement plan that involves shooting patients with pre-existing conditions and burying them in gravel pits.
- Lauren Boebert, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz, Vivek Ramaswamy, Tim Scott, and J.D. Vance were seen pushing each other prior to Donald Trump’s post-trial press conference to get the best front-row positions for the cameras.
- Donald Trump reportedly yelled at his lawyers tonight because they let Michael Cohen make him look like a lying criminal.
- Pro-life Republicans say they can’t explain the paradox of why God would view life as sacred but also cause so many life-threatening pregnancies each year.
- Donald Trump is reportedly angry that Republican members of Congress…
