COMEDY!
An Average Day In The Life Of A Democrat
A minute-by-minute guide on how liberals spend their free time.
6 min readMay 11, 2024
6:06am — Wake up to the sound of a screaming newborn baby, and say quick morning prayers to the three S’s: Satan, Stalin, and Soros. Tap the snooze button several times because you were in the middle of sexy-dreaming about making out with Mao.
