All The Reasons Why Eric Trump Is The Runt Of The Family

  1. Eric stole Pokémon cards from kids with cancer while hosting fake fundraisers for them at Trump properties to funnel the charity money into his family’s bank accounts. It’s how he got his holographic Charizard.
  2. Eric hosted several Children’s Leukemia events at Mar-a-Lago to try and earn an “I love you, son” from his dad, but Donald Trump still called him a “regret”…

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Dash MacIntyre

Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post, and is publishing comedy lots of places. Follow THP on Twitter to read my Dada journalism.