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All The Reasons Why Eric Trump Is The Runt Of The Family
2 min readJun 27, 2022
- Eric stole Pokémon cards from kids with cancer while hosting fake fundraisers for them at Trump properties to funnel the charity money into his family’s bank accounts. It’s how he got his holographic Charizard.
- Eric hosted several Children’s Leukemia events at Mar-a-Lago to try and earn an “I love you, son” from his dad, but Donald Trump still called him a “regret” when Eric gave the charity a 1% discount on a purchase of a bottle of Trump Wine.
- He lost $1.3 million in June of 2014 in a cryptocurrency scam called “Billionaire Bucks” for which he thought he’d get fabulously rich being the first investor. Unfortunately, he was the only investor, and it was a pump & dump scheme.
- He used to practice French-kissing with Donald Jr. until age 16 so they’d be good at it when they got girlfriends.
- He loves to crochet, but has to hide his passion for textiles from the rest of his mean-spirited family. He has made them all beanie hats, but can’t gift them because he knows they’d just laugh and mock him.
- He hates ketchup because of several traumatizing memories of his father abusing him and his brother with a ketchup bottle when their mom would undercook steak to a medium temperature instead of well-done, and he’d explode with rage.
