Aliens Just Landed On Earth, Donated $10 Billion In Asteroid Metals To Stop Republicans From Winning Congress
3 min readJun 1, 2022
In a wild span of five minutes, advanced extra-terrestrial lifeforms landed in the White House Rose Garden, and dropped off approximately $10 billion worth of precious metals.
After depositing the small mountain of metals, one of the aliens gave a short speech in English in which…
