Aliens Just Landed On Earth, Donated $10 Billion In Asteroid Metals To Stop Republicans From Winning Congress

In a wild span of five minutes, advanced extra-terrestrial lifeforms landed in the White House Rose Garden, and dropped off approximately $10 billion worth of precious metals.

After depositing the small mountain of metals, one of the aliens gave a short speech in English in which…

--

--

Get the Medium app

A button that says 'Download on the App Store', and if clicked it will lead you to the iOS App store
A button that says 'Get it on, Google Play', and if clicked it will lead you to the Google Play store
Dash MacIntyre

Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post, and is publishing comedy lots of places. Follow THP on Twitter to read my Dada journalism.