Alex Jones Is Terrified He Himself May Be A Lizard Person
Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones has for a long time used his media network InfoWars to spread and capitalize on conspiracies alleging that numerous national calamities, particularly those involving gun-related mass murders, are secret false flag operations orchestrated by reptilian shapeshifters in the government to take away America’s Second Amendment rights.
However, now his suspicions have apparently turned on himself because earlier today he told his audience that he has been super worried about something.
“I’m not crazy, folks, though everybody says I’m crazy,” Jones began his rant. “But it’s been 100% proven that the Lizard People are everywhere. And they’ve teamed up with the Mole People. You know that, I know that, everybody knows they’re living among us. Nancy Pelosi knows it. She’s the Lizard Queen. She’s a transgender Marxist reptilian monarch from another planet who came here on a spaceship with an engine fueled by the bones and blood of little abducted children throughout the galaxy! And her minions are everywhere. Every continent. The lizards have brainwashed all the liberals here in America, and turned them into secularists and radical communists with their Obama-loving, feminist, Kenyan, neo-colonialist Gay Agenda. The Lizards don’t even hide anymore! They walk around in broad daylight! In fact, I have to…
