Al-Qaeda Is Buying NRA Memberships To Help Fund US Gun Violence

Dash MacIntyre
3 min readFeb 2, 2023
Photo by Will Porada on Unsplash

The terrorism group al-Qaeda just revealed it has been buying NRA memberships for its jihadists because of how many Americans die from gun violence every year.

“Our financial analysis shows very clearly that helping the NRA lobby against gun control leads to more dead Americans than any other form of terrorism we’ve thought up ourselves,” said al-Qaeda’s…

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Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.