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A Twitter History Of January 6th, The Trump Impeachment, And Biden’s Inauguration

Dash MacIntyre
12 min readJul 10, 2022
Photo by Harold Mendoza

The following are snapshots from Twitter of the two-week period between Donald Trump’s coup attempt and Joe Biden’s inauguration:

Eric Trump sent Georgia’s Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger 11,800 faked votes for his dad, but signed his own name on all of them.

Donald Trump promised Mike Pence he’ll never force a mistress to get an abortion again if he overturns the Electoral College vote for him.

Ted Cruz reportedly told Josh Hawley to “back off,” says being the most hated senator is HIS thing.

“MAGA” has been distilled at last to its purest essence: a riot mob occupying Congress with a noose outside chanting “Hang Mike Pence” as his four years of mindless loyalty is negated in their eyes forever by a single, unforgivable, purely administrative recognition of already-certified state votes.

Ted Cruz is currently calling friends and advisers frantically asking if they think he’d be more likely to become president if he renounces the insurrectionist mob or joins them.

Cops are relieved none of the insurrectionists are Black Lives Matter activists, or they’d finally have to start violently suppressing the Capitol siege.

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Dash MacIntyre
Dash MacIntyre

Written by Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.

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