A Televangelist Says Women Should Be Imprisoned When They Steal Men’s Virginities
Local televangelist Herbert Watson made controversial statements this weekend about how God holds women responsible for every lost virginity in America.
“No man has ever, in the 6,000-year history of humanity since Adam and Eve, wanted to lose his virginity,” claimed Watson in his Sunday church service. “That kind of idea could only be generated in the deluded, easily manipulatable mind of a floozy girl or woman gullibly succumbing to the moral corruption and damnation of Satan! It pains me to think of all the pure, innocent boys and men who have been lured into sexual slavery by succubus women with their whip-cracking vaginas singing siren songs of promiscuity. It’s like women have two brains, and can’t help themselves but only think with the brain in their labia. And some women, I’ve heard, even have demonic teeth in their vaginas that chew up men’s pure, innocent, cherubic penises! The horror!”
Watson wiped a tear from his eye before continuing.
“Isn’t it already hard enough for young men in high school and college these days to succeed in life without their female peers taunting them and harassing them for sex? Taking your studies and education seriously is tough enough for young men, but add to that the constant distraction of girls begging them to…
