KOMPROMAT UPDATE
A Russian Ex-Spy Says Trump’s Sex Tape Had No Women, Just Big Macs
A shocking development in President Donald Trump’s Russian collusion scandal has thrust his suspected kompromat videotape back into the spotlight.
In an exclusive Halfway Post interview with Dimitri Kuznetsov, a former Russian spy who defected to the US following the illegal invasion of Ukraine, he confirmed the Steele Dossier’s authenticity while adding new heretofore unknown, and disgusting, details.
“Your President wasn’t hard to lure into a classic sex tape espionage sting, let me tell you,” Kuznetsov explained. “The infamous Steele Dossier was almost spot on. However, your American intelligence officials accidentally perpetrated a mistranslation error from a field report describing two wiretapped Russian intelligence officials using the term ‘golden arches,’ by which they were referring to the fast food restaurant McDonalds. The Steele Dossier erroneously translated this as ‘golden showers,’ and speculated on the involvement of several Moscovite prostitutes. When the Russian officers were overheard describing Trump slapping around pieces of meat, it was not a euphemism for sex with women, it was literally burger patties from several Big Mac sandwiches. You see, Trump had been partying with his Russian business associates following the conclusion of…
