A Roast Of Pennsylvania By Republicans

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I’m upset with the Blue Wall states for failing liberalism again, and electing Donald Trump to an incomprehensible second term while paradoxically voting for Democratic senators in Michigan, Elissa Slotkin, and Wisconsin, Tammy Baldwin, and very nearly reelecting Bob Casey in Pennsylvania.

For some comedic revenge, here’s a funny article I wrote about PA from the 2022 election cycle when Dr. Oz was trying to carpetbag his way to the Senate in Pennsylvania despite living in New Jersey. I think it’s a solid roast of the state!

Dr. Mehmet Oz’s Top Excuses For Why He Never Goes To Pennsylvania

• “Where in the rule book does it say I have to live in Pennsylvania while I’m campaigning to be Pennsylvanians’ senator? Besides, if I become a senator, I’m just going to buy a mansion in D.C. and live there. Whether I win or lose, I’m never going to live in Pennsylvania!”
• “Pennsylvania just has this really odd smell. The whole state gives me a migraine if I’m there for longer than an hour.”
• “I’m kind of freaked out by the Amish, and they’re everywhere there.”
• “I’m sort of good friends with a lot of the top Turkish governmental officials. They invite me to a lot of weddings, birthday parties, campaign parties, and top secret meetings. And Turkey has a lot of…