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A Mysterious Group Of Women Calling Themselves “The Cliterati” Vow To Stop Trump

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Dash MacIntyre
5 min readJan 13, 2024
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  • A new, mysterious political group made up of suburban women in red states call themselves “The Cliterati” have vowed to do “everything it takes” to stop Donald Trump from winning the election.
  • Marjorie Taylor Greene says she has been studying Hunter Biden’s nude photos “for weeks” to try and discover new incriminating information about him.
  • New York officials say the first thing they’re going to do when they confiscate Trump Tower to pay off Trump’s $370 million fine is to put a windmill on top of it.
  • New York officials say when they take ownership of Trump Tower to pay off the $370 million he’s about to owe, they’ll evict all the Russian and Chinese tenants and start housing migrants that red state governors keep bussing to NY.
  • The Treasury Department just announced it will be charging Donald Trump the 50 years of interest he owes on all his unpaid taxes, and will be using the dramatically inflated numbers he gave investors and banks to figure the total he owes.
  • A televangelist in Oklahoma says if Donald Trump is convicted in any of his criminal trials and goes to prison, it will be obvious God doesn’t exist and…

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Dash MacIntyre
Dash MacIntyre

Written by Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.

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