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A MAGA Fan In Iowa Burned Down His House Trying To Burn A Gay Pride Flag
And early June’s other Dada News headlines!
4 min readJun 14, 2024
- The MAGA fan in Iowa who accidentally burned down his house yesterday trying to burn a gay pride flag today set his truck on fire trying to burn a DVD of Brokeback Mountain.
- Donald Trump’s lawyers reportedly have a fake courtroom set up in Trump Tower, and Trump has spent the week since his criminal conviction attending a fake trial where all the witnesses say he’s innocent, and a genius, and definitely lasted longer than 30 second with Stormy Daniels, but he never even met her, and she’s just a liar.
- Thousands of Fox News viewers have begun boycotts of the conservative media company for accurately reporting that Trump is now a convicted felon.
- A new study found that 6% of Manhattanites have personally experienced Donald Trump announcing he’ll pay their tabs at a restaurant, gala, or other event, but leaving without ever paying. “The only thing he gave us was his infamous used-diaper stench!” said one Manhattanite.
- Donald Trump has reportedly promised the vice presidency to J.D. Vance, Nikki Haley, Vivek Ramaswamy, Marco Rubio, and Tim Scott, and wants to see what degrading things they’ll do for it.
