EXCLUSIVE!

A List Of Stories Donald Trump Paid To “Catch-And-Kill” Just Leaked!

Dash MacIntyre

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(Official White House photo by D. Myles Cullen | Public Domain CC 1.0)

The following are all embarrassing news stories that Donald Trump paid to own the rights to, and then buried:

  • The White House custodial staff had to do extensive refurbishing on the Oval Office’s Resolute Desk to remove four years’ worth of blue Adderall-stained boogers Trump left on the underside.

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Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.