A Hacker Claims Ted Cruz’s Browser History Is “Really F’ed Up”

Dash MacIntyre
2 min readJul 7, 2022
Photo by Gage Skidmore

A computer hacker yesterday claimed to have successfully hacked into Senator Ted Cruz’s personal laptop, but what he found convinced the hacker to take a break from the hobby.

“Honestly, it was a little horrifying,” said the hacker, who insisted on anonymity. “I was just curious if Cruz’s browser history corresponded with the fundamentalist Evangelicalism…

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Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.