A GOP House Candidate Is So Homophobic Everyone Is Just Assuming He’s Gay

Dash MacIntyre
4 min readApr 18, 2024
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Republican House candidate Spencer Donovan from Alabama has run a campaign spreading such virulently homophobic public statements that Alabamians across the state agree that underneath his facade of Christian values he must be homosexual himself.

“There’s just no way this guy isn’t gay,” explained local Republican voter George Hawkins, 41…

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Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.