A Former White House Staffer Just Leaked Crazy Trump Secrets!
3 min readJun 16, 2022
- Trump kept several framed Rubik’s Cubes on shelves in the Oval Office he told foreign leaders and diplomats that he finished by himself, but no one believed he has anywhere near enough patience to figure out the algorithms.
- He accidentally texted his Chiefs of Staff Reince Priebus, John Kelly, and Mark Meadows “Ivanka, u up?” several times.
- Kim Jong-un catfished him pretending to be a sexy, teenaged aspiring model from North Korea, and got him to text the North Korean government a picture of his genitals.
- He made White House staffers search the Rose Garden lawn for dropped coins after every press event and ceremony held there, and he always accused them of keeping some when they brought him the coins they found.
- He had to get the White House fire extinguishers replaced once a month because of how many fires were accidentally started due to his copious use of aerosol hairspray.
- Melania Trump several times left rats and cockroaches in Ivanka’s White House office.
- The days he would meet with young prime ministers like Justin Trudeau and Emmanuel Macron were the days that the color of his facial makeup and hair dye got brightest and most bold.
- He didn’t know South America existed until 2017…
