NORTH POLE MAIL

A Dispatch From The War On Christmas

Things are not going well for Christians in the trenches at the North Pole.

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My Dearest Martha,

I regret to write to that the generals have revoked our furloughs to come home, and it’s back to the trenches for me and all the rest of the 101st Snowborne Division.

Things have not been going well for us here on the North Pole front. The liberals seem to have unlimited atheist ammunition, and unshakeable communist resolve to end Christmas once and for all. But we are holding onto hope that we can stop the liberals from getting within firing range of Santa’s Workshop long enough to preserve the magic of Christmas for millions of children across America.

Martha, how I miss cuddling with you at night. I haven’t been getting much sleep because the liberals come at us every day testing our defensive lines to try and find weak points to push through. So we have to stay always on high alert. But Sarge has an advent calendar that every morning we rejoice while another little revealed candy means we’re one day closer to saving Christmas from the liberals’ secular invasion. It’s a very small daily ritual, but amidst all the liberal godlessness and Satanism it’s the only reminder of Jesus’s love that we have. It’s the…