A Day In The Life Of A Woke, Satanic, Communist Democrat

A step-by-step guide on how to live like a liberal.

Photo by Jack Prommel on Unsplash

8:30am — Wake up to the sound of a screaming newborn baby, and say quick morning prayers to the three S’s: Satan, Stalin, and Soros.

8:31am — Put on a scary Halloween mask to terrify the baby, and gets its adrenaline level up. Then perform a post-birth…