A Chubby Man Just Told A Woman “If You Lost Like 10 lbs You’d Be Hotter”

Dash MacIntyre
2 min readAug 3, 2022
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In a stunning act of hypocrisy, local chubby man Derek McGraw told his female co-worker, Sarah Phelps, “You know, if you lost, like, just 10 pounds, you’d be much hotter.”

The statement immediately inspired the scorn of their nearby colleague Tanisha Goodwin, who commented, “The same could be said of you, Derek, only it would take you losing…

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Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.