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Dash MacIntyre
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My portfolio of Dada journalism full of political humor, liberal graffiti news, and satire. — DADA JOURNALISM Trump’s White House Chef Just Published A Tell-All Book About His Eating Habits Former White House Executive Chef Elizabeth Markowitz has just published a memoir about her time cooking for President…dashmacintyre.medium.com HELP WANTED: Join Donald Trump’s Legal Team Today! The Former President of the United States Donald J. Trump is looking for a new lawyer to join his growing legal team!dashmacintyre.medium.com

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Political Comedy
Political Comedy
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My portfolio of comedy published various places mixing existentialist irony, Dadaist absurdity, liberal graffiti news, and societal satire. — COMEDY ARTICLES The Aqueduct New Deal Will Destroy Rome My fellow Romans, I write to warn you of a grave threat to the Roman economy and way of life. The progressives are at…www.mcsweeneys.net Noah Says He's Sorry for Bringing Chlamydia on the Ark Noah from the Bible would like to apologize for bringing the following species on the Ark: Chlamydia: "I maybe should…www.pointsincase.com

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20 hours ago

How To Live Like A Republican

Life hacks on how to become more like the paragon of contemporary Republican values: Ebenezer Scrooge — Are you trying to decrease the level of stress in your life? The Republican Party just published guidelines on how to live like a Republican, with the following tried-and-true life hacks the GOP has utilized for decades that you can incorporate into your life: Are you hopelessly in debt and…

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How To Live Like A Republican
How To Live Like A Republican
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1 day ago

Sorry If I’ve Been Obscene, I’m Just A Relic Of The Holocene

Eight poems about the humanity of being a writer — [I hope you had a great Thanksgiving holiday! These following poems will be featured in my upcoming poetry book, Moon Goon.] The Spectacular Specialization Of Labor the peregrination of humanity is in growing wheat for hallucinogenic beer and then steady stable consistent food building cities around the fertile spots and…

Poetry

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Sorry If I’ve Been Obscene, I’m Just A Relic Of The Holocene
Sorry If I’ve Been Obscene, I’m Just A Relic Of The Holocene
Poetry

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Nov 21

The 18 Most Deranged Reveals From Trump’s Criminal Trials

Trump’s lawyers asked the prosecution teams to include Trump’s name in every paragraph of his indictments so they could get him to actually read through them. Trump clogged a courthouse toilet trying to flush notes from his lawyer. Trump told his lawyers near an unintentionally hot mic loud enough for…

Humor

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The 18 Most Deranged Reveals From Trump’s Criminal Trials
The 18 Most Deranged Reveals From Trump’s Criminal Trials
Humor

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Nov 20

Trump Voters Just Aren’t Assimilating Into American Culture

In what is increasingly becoming a problem for our national identity as American citizens, Donald Trump’s biggest MAGA fan voters are outright refusing to assimilate into America’s longstanding culture of tolerance, multiculturalism and diversity. …

Donald Trump

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Trump Voters Just Aren’t Assimilating Into American Culture
Trump Voters Just Aren’t Assimilating Into American Culture
Donald Trump

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Nov 19

The Bible’s Elisha Explains Why He Made 2 Bears Maul 42 Children

2 Kings 2:23–25: 23 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” 24 He turned around, looked at them and called…

Bible

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The Bible’s Elisha Explains Why He Made 2 Bears Maul 42 Children
The Bible’s Elisha Explains Why He Made 2 Bears Maul 42 Children
Bible

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Nov 18

The Paradox Of Authoritarianism: Where Are History’s Successful Dictatorships?

Conservatives in America increasingly admire autocracies, but where are the successful ones? — The premise of authoritarian governments is that with more centralized control over the policy-making process, dictators should be able to enjoy greater freedom of action and faster political results than democracies. Without the constant partisan infighting, competing special interests, reliance on electoral approval via public opinion, or protections of minority…

War

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The Paradox Of Authoritarianism: Where Are History’s Successful Dictatorships?
The Paradox Of Authoritarianism: Where Are History’s Successful Dictatorships?
War

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Nov 17

The Week That Trump, Like A Nazi, Called Americans “Vermin”

The state of US politics this week, and some Dada News headlines. — Trump spent Veterans’ Day saying America’s enemies are within, and are “vermin.” He, or someone around him like Stephen Miller obviously chose that word specifically. He is also vowing a second Trump Administration would overhaul the DOJ, prosecute Biden and his other political opponents, deport Muslims, and round them up…

Politics

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The Week That Trump, Like A Nazi, Called Americans “Vermin”
The Week That Trump, Like A Nazi, Called Americans “Vermin”
Politics

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Nov 16

The Republican Party Is Unserious

Thoughts and rhetorical questions on this week’s political chaos coming from the GOP. — House Republicans How would you grade Mike Johnson’s speakership so far? Do you think Mike Johnson will last longer than a year? Johnson just made a deal to keep the government open with a lot of Democratic votes, and only a slight majority of Republicans voted for it. This led…

Politics

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The Republican Party Is Unserious
The Republican Party Is Unserious
Politics

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Dash MacIntyre

Dash MacIntyre

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Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Follow THP at twitter.com/HalfwayPost to read my Dada news.

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