This is my portfolio of comedy published various places mixing existentialist irony, Dadaist absurdity, liberal graffiti news, and societal satire. — COMEDY ARTICLES The Aqueduct New Deal Will Destroy Rome My fellow Romans, I write to warn you of a grave threat to the Roman economy and way of life. The progressives are at…www.mcsweeneys.net Noah Says He's Sorry for Bringing Chlamydia on the Ark Noah from the Bible would like to apologize for bringing the following species on the Ark: Chlamydia: "I maybe should…www.pointsincase.com

The National Rifle Association has earned much criticism in recent years due to America’s spiraling gun violence crisis, but NRA lobbyists are always seeking to preserve unfettered gun rights with increasingly absurd promotional efforts. However, the NRA this morning did agree to postpone the production of a brand new NRA-branded…

I’ve been publishing some poetry lately, and that’s because I’m working on publishing a book of my prose poems, which I’ve been editing since college. It should be finished and published in a couple weeks. …

This is a portfolio of my prose poems. Everybody Do Your Part A poem about a bare minimum of societal expectation.dashmacintyre.medium.com White Flighters A poem by Dash MacIntyremedium.com Oracles A poem by Dash MacIntyremedium.com Bookstore Wall Spider A poem about a bookish urchin in Chicagomedium.com Flower Dresses A poem by Dash MacIntyremedium.com Rooftop Toast A poemmedium.com I’m A White Ally A poem by Dash MacIntyre about political correctness in a grocery store.dashmacintyre.medium.com

A poem by Dash MacIntyre — The other day a baby made direct eye contact with me and although I was in the middle of jotting down a twelve-top order across the restaurant I was transfixed. baby stared like a glassed lake and crystallized something in my soul this was a prodigy self-actualized far ahead of…