My portfolio of comedy published various places mixing existentialist irony, Dadaist absurdity, liberal graffiti news, and societal satire. — COMEDY ARTICLES The Aqueduct New Deal Will Destroy Rome My fellow Romans, I write to warn you of a grave threat to the Roman economy and way of life. The progressives are at…www.mcsweeneys.net Noah Says He's Sorry for Bringing Chlamydia on the Ark Noah from the Bible would like to apologize for bringing the following species on the Ark: Chlamydia: "I maybe should…www.pointsincase.com

Life hacks on how to become more like the paragon of contemporary Republican values: Ebenezer Scrooge — Are you trying to decrease the level of stress in your life? The Republican Party just published guidelines on how to live like a Republican, with the following tried-and-true life hacks the GOP has utilized for decades that you can incorporate into your life: Are you hopelessly in debt and…

Eight poems about the humanity of being a writer — [I hope you had a great Thanksgiving holiday! These following poems will be featured in my upcoming poetry book, Moon Goon.] The Spectacular Specialization Of Labor the peregrination of humanity is in growing wheat for hallucinogenic beer and then steady stable consistent food building cities around the fertile spots and…

Trump’s lawyers asked the prosecution teams to include Trump’s name in every paragraph of his indictments so they could get him to actually read through them. Trump clogged a courthouse toilet trying to flush notes from his lawyer. Trump told his lawyers near an unintentionally hot mic loud enough for…

In what is increasingly becoming a problem for our national identity as American citizens, Donald Trump’s biggest MAGA fan voters are outright refusing to assimilate into America’s longstanding culture of tolerance, multiculturalism and diversity. …

2 Kings 2:23–25: 23 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” 24 He turned around, looked at them and called…

Conservatives in America increasingly admire autocracies, but where are the successful ones? — The premise of authoritarian governments is that with more centralized control over the policy-making process, dictators should be able to enjoy greater freedom of action and faster political results than democracies. Without the constant partisan infighting, competing special interests, reliance on electoral approval via public opinion, or protections of minority…

The state of US politics this week, and some Dada News headlines. — Trump spent Veterans’ Day saying America’s enemies are within, and are “vermin.” He, or someone around him like Stephen Miller obviously chose that word specifically. He is also vowing a second Trump Administration would overhaul the DOJ, prosecute Biden and his other political opponents, deport Muslims, and round them up…

Thoughts and rhetorical questions on this week’s political chaos coming from the GOP. — House Republicans How would you grade Mike Johnson’s speakership so far? Do you think Mike Johnson will last longer than a year? Johnson just made a deal to keep the government open with a lot of Democratic votes, and only a slight majority of Republicans voted for it. This led…