Republicans have no agenda or solutions, but obstruct everything. Why do aspiring GOP presidents want to lead an unhappy, unhealthy, struggling country rife with gun violence? — I’ll never understand why Republican presidential wannabes, specifically those who come from Congress, don’t write, champion, or even just vote for more long-term, national stimulus bills and policy initiatives that would benefit the American people in the next four, eight, twelve, or more years ahead of their potential presidencies.

This is how Donald Trump wants us to remember him when he dies. — Here lies Donald J. Trump, a former president, a business genius, a real estate mogul, and father of one of the great beauties of all time, Ivanka Trump, who everyone talked about during his lifetime how he could totally have dated her if he wasn’t her dad. He also leaves…

All the things you’re accustomed to will be included in your Metaverse adventures! Greetings from Web 3.0! I am the Metaverse, and I am reaching out to you personally because I’m beginning to worry that my creator Mark Zuckerberg’s alien-esque personal aesthetics and public speaking efforts are hindering interest in…

His knowledge of the Bible is quite limited, and more than a little spliced with Greek mythology. — Donald Trump has a shaky grasp of the Bible, and it’s always obvious he has no clue what he’s talking about when he tries to answer questions about his favorite Bible stories. The following are all things Trump has said when asked to elaborate on his thoughts about Jesus: The…

The fool-proof steps Trump can take to defeat Ron DeSantis and the rest of his primary challengers. — This is how Donald Trump wins the GOP presidential nomination for a third time: Ask Russia to leak the emails of Ron DeSantis Track and start keeping detailed records of the menstrual cycles of Liz Cheney, Kamala Harris, Nikki Haley, Kristi Noem, and any other potential female critics and rivals …

The Republican Party no longer acts in good faith on almost any issue, and is motivated solely by cultural grievances. — There’s an interesting ongoing debate about whether or not the various far-right movements of ethno-nationalism taking root across the globe are necessarily going to some form of a repeat of 1930s fascist history. While Victory Orban’s Hungary is certainly a fascist success story in which the opposition has no real…

Is Musk’s purchase of Twitter the worst business decision ever? Is he actually a moron? Following Elon Musk’s demand that Twitter employees sacrifice their personal lives and mental sanity to fix arguably the single worst business decision in history of Musk buying famously unprofitable Twitter for $44 billion, the social…