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Dash MacIntyre
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My portfolio of Dada journalism full of political humor, liberal graffiti news, and satire. — DADA JOURNALISM A Day In The Life Of A Woke, Satanic, Communist Democrat A step-by-step guide on how to live like a liberal.dashmacintyre.medium.com HELP WANTED: Join Donald Trump’s Legal Team Today! The Former President of the United States Donald J. Trump is looking for a new lawyer to join his growing legal team!dashmacintyre.medium.com

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Political Comedy
Political Comedy
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My portfolio of comedy published various places mixing existentialist irony, Dadaist absurdity, liberal graffiti news, and societal satire. — COMEDY ARTICLES The Aqueduct New Deal Will Destroy Rome My fellow Romans, I write to warn you of a grave threat to the Roman economy and way of life. The progressives are at…www.mcsweeneys.net Noah Says He's Sorry for Bringing Chlamydia on the Ark Noah from the Bible would like to apologize for bringing the following species on the Ark: Chlamydia: "I maybe should…www.pointsincase.com

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9 hours ago

If Trump Was President When Putin Invaded Ukraine…

When Vladimir Putin masses troops on the Ukrainian border, the Trump Administration rubber-stamps Russian propaganda denying it. Trump ends all Ukrainian assistance because Zelensky “is a mean, nasty guy” that the “Biden crime family” colluded with, and he refuses to commit to defending a very concerned Poland, Lithuania, Estonia and…

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If Trump Was President When Putin Invaded Ukraine…
If Trump Was President When Putin Invaded Ukraine…
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1 day ago

GOP: “Our Plan To Do Literally Nothing About Gun Violence Will Stop Mass Shootings”

The endless series of mass shootings in America has no end in sight, and local independent voters are grappling with their indecision about which party has better gun policies. Mark Harmell, 51, has never voted in his life, but he intends to vote in 2024. The issue that is most…

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GOP: “Our Plan To Do Literally Nothing About Gun Violence WILL Stop Mass Shootings”
GOP: “Our Plan To Do Literally Nothing About Gun Violence WILL Stop Mass Shootings”
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3 days ago

Trump Says Christians Should Emulate His Marriage To Melania

Former President Donald Trump made some controversial comments at a prayer breakfast event this morning alleging that he has always kept God, Jesus, and Christian values at the center of his three marriages. “The Christians really love my marriage to Melania,” Trump said. “My marriage is much more Christian than…

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Trump Says Christians Should Emulate His Marriage To Melania
Trump Says Christians Should Emulate His Marriage To Melania
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4 days ago

Hemisphere Strangers: An American In China

Seven poems about visiting Yiwu, Longjing, and Hangzhou. — The Vacation muddy raccoon paw prints are on my luggage stashed in my enclosed corner of the apartment building’s basement. I hope they enjoyed their trip and I admire their sneakiness with my bags having brought them back before I noticed they were gone. Eating In Yiwu China I look…

China

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Hemisphere Strangers: An American In China
Hemisphere Strangers: An American In China
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4 days ago

Donald Trump Is Suing Jared Kushner For The $2 Billion In Saudi Money

Donald Trump announced this morning he’s launching a lawsuit against Jared Kushner to get the $2 billion in Saudi wealth fund investments Mr. Kushner received after leaving the White House in 2021. “That money is absolutely mine, and Jared knows it, quite frankly,” said Mr. Trump in a press conference…

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Donald Trump Is Suing Jared Kushner For The $2 Billion In Saudi Money
Donald Trump Is Suing Jared Kushner For The $2 Billion In Saudi Money
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6 days ago

Jesus Wants To Know Why “Christians” Aren’t Jewish

Jesus Christ returned today 2,000 years after His crucifixion, and, following a brief look around Earth, apparently got angry at what he saw. “What the f*ck is a Christian?” Jesus demanded. “When did I say you didn’t have to be Jewish? Oh, that’s right, I didn’t! I’m a Jew! I…

Atheism

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Jesus Wants To Know Why “Christians” Aren’t Jewish
Jesus Wants To Know Why “Christians” Aren’t Jewish
Atheism

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Sep 25

Hallucinations Of A Poet

Eight poems about thinking too hard about nothing. — The Absurd there are times where the lives of my other universe selves seem arranged like standing dominoes or a flipbook shown in a kinetoscope peephole backwards and forwards in a tunnel of space and time and I see all the stepping stone moments in all the bubbles of me …

Poetry On Medium

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Hallucinations Of A Poet
Hallucinations Of A Poet
Poetry On Medium

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Sep 24

Women Across The US Vow To Make Republicans Pay In 2024

Women across America are sharing the hashtag “#MakeRepublicansPay,” and vowing to defeat the GOP up and down the ballot in the coming elections to punish them for their draconian misogynistic laws outlawing abortion. These are the following GOP-sponsored bill proposals in Congress that US women are most angry about: The…

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Women Across The US Vow To Make Republicans Pay In 2024
Women Across The US Vow To Make Republicans Pay In 2024
Women

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Dash MacIntyre

Dash MacIntyre

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Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Follow THP at twitter.com/HalfwayPost to read my Dada news.

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