70-Year-Old Democrat Decides It’s Time To Become An Angry, Racist Republican

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Local Miami resident Hank Champman turned 70 years old today, and says he’s old enough now to convert from Democrat to Republican, and become a grumpy geezer who hates change.

“They always say that people start off as bleeding heart liberals, and then become heartless conservatives when they get older,” said Champman, “and, now that…