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6 Republicans In GA Shot Themselves Trying To Shoot The Chinese Balloon
And other top Dada news headlines from the last week!
4 min readFeb 7, 2023
- Six local conservatives in Georgia have accidentally shot themselves in gun accidents while attempting to shoot down the Chinese balloon.
- Donald Trump is reportedly feuding against Jared Kushner for not giving him some of the Saudi money that Jared got, and Trump has even banned Jared and Ivanka from Mar-a-Lago.
- Kari Lake vowed that she’ll never give up the 2022 election, just like she never gave up stalking her first boyfriend who broke up with her in 1987 but she still follows around town several times a week.
- Alex Jones, who is now tattooing his entire body to look like a lizard, says that, if he can’t beat the shape-shifting Reptilian overlords, he might as well join them.
- QAnon says all loyal MAGA patriots should default on their personal debts to support the Freedom Caucus plan to force the government to default on the national debt.
- A Fox News host complained today on his podcast that the Snickers candy bars look too much like veiny, black penises, and that the Mars Wrigley candy company is grooming white children to put black penises in their mouths.
