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59% Of Americans Support Ostracizing Trump The Ancient Greek Way
And early March’s other Dada News headlines!
4 min readMar 13, 2024
- A new poll found that 59% of Americans support bringing back the ancient Greek democratic tradition of ostracism to banish Donald Trump from America into exile elsewhere.
- One of the dozens of RNC officials just fired by Donald Trump’s daughter-in-law says he never thought the Trump family would betray his years of loyalty.
- GOP officials say Lara Trump spent her first week as RNC co-chair listening to her rendition of Tom Petty’s “Won’t Back Down” on repeat all day long in her office.
- Several Gen Z kids brought to Mar-a-Lago by their conservative parents reportedly wrote Jimmy Kimmel’s Oscars line “Isn’t it past your jail time?” on the wall of the pool patio with ketchup tonight.
- Democratic candidates and abortion rights initiatives across the nation are reporting big influxes of donations from a mysterious new super PAC called “The Cliterati.”
- Donald Trump reportedly asked his lawyers today, “How come all our legal arguments focus on presidential immunity, and we never try to argue that I’m innocent?” which was followed by a long, silent pause where his lawyers just stared at him.
- Donald Trump Jr. says his…
