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30 Insults For Donald Trump
The poster boy for the Dunning-Kruger Effect
5 min readJun 9, 2022
- Donald Trump’s tough guy branding is dangerously dependent on his hair not getting wet in the rain.
- Donald Trump’s depraved, unquenchable thirst for gauche iconification has made him the savior for an electorally declining conservative movement absorbed in an insular zeitgeist of xenophobia and ends-justify-the-means political villainy.
- Trump calls everything “the best,” “the worst,” and “tremendous” because he doesn’t have the cognizance to describe nuance or complexity. People who can’t explain things don’t understand them. His basic, superlative vocabulary betrays a bad case of toddler brain.
- Trump’s unprecedented deal making, “easily-winnable” trade wars, and ability to keep us exhausted from all his winning did not live up to the hype of his Dunning-Kruger confidence.
- Donald Trump is the laziest president since Warren Harding, and at least Harding had the decency to admit he was in over his head and should not have ever been elected president.
- Donald Trump’s Twitter was more bitchy than a teenaged girl’s burn book, and he got banned for being a societal danger and national security threat.
- The Trump family’s sociopathic sense of self-importance via inherited wealth…
